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HE DOES MY PORN STAR MAKEUP // Grace Helbig

Grace: Ugh… Brooks: I'm in camo for the background. G: Are you? (bouncy noise) G: Hi, my name is Grace Helbig and if you didn't know now you know. Your life is different now. I'm here with Brooks Wheelan. B: Crushed that intro. G: I asked Brooks to come shoot a video with me and he doesn't know what the premise is at all. Based on what you can see around you, what do you think is happening? B: Oh, dude, I don't want to do makeup.

G: I'm not gonna put it on you. B: Okay, that's good. Am I gonna do your makeup? I'll do your makeup, I just don't want makeup on me and that's nothing against anybody who wears makeup. G: (laughs) No, okay, so there are a lot of videos and a lot of tags on YouTube where boyfriends, best friends, et cetera do other people's makeup.

I thought it would be fun for you to do my makeup. B: This is the first time I've heard of it. G: But I wanted to take it a step further, I wanted you to do my porn makeup. B: Oh, that's weird. G: Not weird- No, okay…
B: Both our moms watch- G: Yeah, and I just uploaded a video called "Minute to Dick It Challenge", so nothi- B: Did my mom like it?
G: Yeah, she did.
B: (laughs) G: So many guys do girls' makeup and they just give them all the makeup and say "Do it!" I went on Pinterest, and I looked up like porn star makeup. B: (laughs) G: I thought I would give you an actual directive. Try to replicate this kind of makeup Here's the actual, like play-by-play, G: see if you can replicate it.
B: Play-by-play? Not porn though. G: No! B: Why didn't you just say "too much makeup"? G: "Put a lot of makeup on my face" challenge.

(laughs) That's what it's called. G: I looked up porn star makeup and this is what came up. (laughs) B: Way to go, you gotta clear your browser after this. I'll be honest, this gives me no help. If you just typed in "makeup" it would be the same. G: We're gonna take out "porn star". Okay, so… B: See that looks, that looks crazier to me.
G: These are way harder than the ones that were porn star makeup. Okay, so do that on my face. B: Okay, will you- G: I'm gonna show them everything.
B: And here it is. B: I've never touched makeup, literally ever. G: Okay.
B: You put powder on my face one time. G: But you know that you asked me to do that.
B: For an audition. B: See, I don't even know what any of this is.

G: I put all of it out there. B: Oh, this is a marker. G: Mhmm. B: This would be eyeliner.
G: It is-
B: Here we go. G: You don't put a face- The way that you put powder down on your face… Do you not think that women wanna have, like a foundation? B: You'll get what you get. Okay, here we go. G: Can you describe what you're doing right now? B: Yeah, I'm powdering you. G: With brown?
B: You're getting tanned. B: Tanned, tanned, tanned. Tanned, tanned, tanned, tanned, tanned. Tanned, tanned, tanned, tanned. That's smoke on the water, but for makeup. Does it- Does that… hurt? G: No.
B: I don't know. G: Well yeah, what hurts is that you're not trying. (laughs) B: Close those, close those eyes. You have a brown mustache. G: I'm not going to tell you whether you're right or wrong about anything you're doing, because art is a choice. B: I'm proud of what I'm doing. There you go. So that's a powder. Is that not a powder? G: It was, powder that went on my face.

I have faith in you. B: Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Covergirl. Eyelashes, close those, close 'em. G: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is the biggest trust exercise we've ever had. (fanfare) B: Oh god, that hurt your eye.
G: You're fine, no, you're good. B: I'm going down from now on. I don't trust myself. G: Okay… B: Beautiful. Watch that eyeball, careful. Okay, there you go, you've got some eyelashes. It's not that bad, I feel pretty proud of this. Here we go. (laughs) Here we go. G: Yeah, go for it. B: You get what you ask for. Put a bit at the bottom here. No, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't say "open up", G: Oh, he brushes inwards (laughs).

You're just an artist. B: That's what we'll tell our parents. Okay, oh no. Oh boy. Just do a little bit of strawberry sugar, get rid of this. (both laugh) B: If you do makeup like Bob Ross, it makes it way more fun. B: Some more strawberry sugar.
G: (laughs) B: Oh, have a little strawberry sugar on it.
G: (laughs) B: Happy little strawberry sugar.
G: Mhmm… B: You know what? Why don't we throw some pastry up there? Pastry right there. G: Shout out to Kandee Johnson, who created this eye shadow palette. B: Oh boy, alright. I'm not not-trying which is what's hard. G: (laughs) B: Okay, here we go, getting rid of a little bit of this guy. G: You're deleting the work that you just did. B: No, no, no, no. G: (laughs) I look like the "I like turtles" kid. (both laugh) B: Jonathan, do you like zombies? G: I like turtles. Boy: I like turtles. G: I'm just not going to look at the viewfinder any more.

B: Why don't I know how to do eyelashes? G: That's the thing you don't know how to do? B: Here we go.
G: Eyebrows. These are eyebrows.
B: (laughs) B: I meant eyebrows. I don't think this is too bad. G: Make me a porn star. Talk me through what your next plan is. B: More eyeliner. G: More eyeliner?
B: Mhmm, eye shadow… B: Um, ugh You look like somebody who they're like "Are you okay?" G: Well that, maybe, should've been the thing that you started with from the very beginning. Oh. B: Get rid of that
G: Mhmm B: Get rid of that.

That's a good one, that's a good one too. Well, this is like in Gladiator. They're like "go out there and fight" B: and some people know how, right?
G: Mhmm. B: I don't know how to do this. I would have been the guy who peed my pants and then as soon as the doors opened, face got taken off. This is the game I don't know how to play. I don't even know which one of these is lipstick. This is lipstick. I got lipstick here. G: But you want a dark one.

B: Oh, that's dark for sure. Here you go. B: So go ahead and do whatever you do for the lips.
G: (laughs) G: You're using two hands like you're holding a lightsaber right now. (laughs) B: Stop laughing, you're being beautiful.
G: Ahhh. G: Ahhh.
B: You're becoming a model. B: Here we go, now the top part. G: Ow, that was my teeth. B: Okay, here we go. Oh man. I know I'm doing a bad job. G: How do you know you're doing a bad job? B: I can look.

That looks nice, and… G: (laughs) B: Little bit of this. Just mix it in, that's what makeup is, it's mixing it in. That looks like it's just like coming together. Like there's no one end and there's no one beginning. It's like a circle. (laughs) It looks pretty spot on. B: I think if you just put some filters on yours, it would be the same.
G: Okay. (both laugh) B: Oh no, you look like the Joker for Halloween.

G: But in porn? B: No!
G: (laughs) G: Are you done?
B: Not yet, I'm not done yet, I'm not done yet. B: I just don't know how to do it. I'm going to try this. Tops is where it's at. If you just do the tops of the eye. You're not supposed to have dark under. I should have lightened up your unders and only- Okay that's what I'm gonna do. G: Lighten up my unders and darken my tops?
B: Yes. G: Can you show them what you're using right now? B: It's just like a crayon. Oh no. Okay, so you just lighten this bottom and lighten this bottom. Ooh, this one looks good. B: Doo doo doo.
G: (laughs) B: This is a fun one. I like this one. G: I get to do your makeup after this. B: No, no, no.
G: Why? B: Just 'cause. I'm trying to think what's missing between these two. Rosy cheeks? G: This table, just FYI, there's tiny things that might open and reveal treasures. B: They all look like Star Wars gizmos.

This one looks fun. And some roses and roses. Gotta smooth that out. G: I get to do your makeup with this makeup on. B: Next?
G: Yeah, what's going to be the worst possible outcome? B: My friends will see it. Okay, there you go. Roses are red, Graces are cute. B: Done.
G: Am I done? B: You're done, you're perfect. It's a pretty good job. G: It's uhhh… B: Well when you look at it in there, it looks worse than I personally see it. G: Oh! In real life it looks pretty good, I think. G: Uhhh… Now I get to do your makeup. Please? G: In a separate video.
B: (exhales roughly) G: You'll keep the full beard.
B: I'm a professional stand-up comedian B: and I like to try to… okay. B: You can do my makeup.
G: Thank you! B: Maaan…

G: Subscribe to this YouTube channel if you haven't already. I'm making videos Monday through Friday for the month of Gracevember! Click that "Like" button, if you like this video and I now have just shoehorned my way into being able to do Brooks's makeup. B: Which by the way, has been asked, a couple of times
G: Multiple times. B: I've always said no, 'cause I'm like I have to have some standards. G: Watch the video where I make Brooks look beautiful. We'll see you next time. I don't know. B: Aren't you supposed to purse 'em? G: I'm wondering what's on TV for a second.
B: You're getting both at once.

B: Hey! And we'll get back there. (laughs) There's a dark joke. (laughs) G: I'm eating so much lipstick right now. B: Careers have ebbs and flows. (laughs).




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